First. Please read the directions. If you don't, and just post "I'm in" you will not be entered in the GAW! I like give aways that have some kind of contest involved. So I'm going to post a pic of some story dice and you must tell me a story. Its not hard just include something about the pic on each die. The stories will not be judged, I'll pic randomly. But you must tell a story including all 9 dice. I also don't like using post number. I like people to be able to talk about the GAW. So I'll reserve the next post to lost the entrants. So feel free to make comments in the thread if you want. I'll run this until December 14th. 2 entries per person. Both must have a story and both can be for whoever you want. And this is what you win and a pic of the dice. (btw the blue dice are supposed to be actions but it's your story)
Last Edit: Dec 4, 2013 16:04:26 GMT -8 by kertap75
hmmm. This crappy tapatalk wannabe won't let me post pics right now. So I guess this is on hold for a minute...pics are up a few posts down. This post will new to list the entrants 1.chongman 2.chongman 3.chongman 4.grathlong 5. kilroy 6. worldwood 7. Grathlong
Post by willydigger. FB inFamous on Dec 4, 2013 15:49:31 GMT -8
Pictures! I want to tell a tale of woe!
That Smurfing Forum is no bueno and HI SPONGBOB. - Kilroy Psychosis is refreshing like a cool glass o' lemonade. - T. YOU HAVE MY AXE, WILLARD DIGGERD OF WESTEROS, FIRST SON OF THE FROG KING - Q Where is the satisfaction in watching other people accomplish things? - Short Make woopy, make waffles make like the wind. - Roy
Post by willydigger. FB inFamous on Dec 4, 2013 16:01:30 GMT -8
Figure it out yourself Q. Jesus.
That Smurfing Forum is no bueno and HI SPONGBOB. - Kilroy Psychosis is refreshing like a cool glass o' lemonade. - T. YOU HAVE MY AXE, WILLARD DIGGERD OF WESTEROS, FIRST SON OF THE FROG KING - Q Where is the satisfaction in watching other people accomplish things? - Short Make woopy, make waffles make like the wind. - Roy
Once upon a time there was a happy stick figure named Jack. Jack found a flashlight on the road, and thinking how it's just a shitty Surefire and wouldn't put out more than 80 lumens, stupidly pointed it at his own eyes. This blinded Jack and barely seeing, he stumbled onto a sheep. "Oh, a sheep", Jack thought, "perfect time for some non-consensual sex!". Hearing this, another blue stick man named Cleetus jumped to protect his furry sex toy. "Dat durr sheep be mine!", shouted Cleetus. A fight broke out, in the middle of which Cleetus got stung in the ass by a bee. Seeing this, Jack examined the bite on his ass with spectacles, and concluded that the only way to stop the pain would be to use a magic rainbow poop. Jack jumped as high as he could, trying to reach the rainbow but ended up landing on his back. Both Cleetus and Jack were injured, without magical poop or non-consensual sheep sex. The End.
This entry is for chongman because he wants a SF koi tag. Peace fuckers
Post by willydigger. FB inFamous on Dec 4, 2013 16:19:48 GMT -8
One day Little Willy went to talk to his Uncle Q. “Uncle Q” little Willy said, “Tell me about love.”
Well Willy, one day you will fall in love. At first you’ll feel queasy, but then you’ll see the light. Some may tease you for who you love and you’ll come to a crossroads. When you find that special someone your face will light up like a rainbow. But eventually you’ll find a sheep to stick your stinger in and don’t feel weird cause love is blind.
That Smurfing Forum is no bueno and HI SPONGBOB. - Kilroy Psychosis is refreshing like a cool glass o' lemonade. - T. YOU HAVE MY AXE, WILLARD DIGGERD OF WESTEROS, FIRST SON OF THE FROG KING - Q Where is the satisfaction in watching other people accomplish things? - Short Make woopy, make waffles make like the wind. - Roy
Post by willydigger. FB inFamous on Dec 4, 2013 16:21:58 GMT -8
It wasn't a Klarus.
That Smurfing Forum is no bueno and HI SPONGBOB. - Kilroy Psychosis is refreshing like a cool glass o' lemonade. - T. YOU HAVE MY AXE, WILLARD DIGGERD OF WESTEROS, FIRST SON OF THE FROG KING - Q Where is the satisfaction in watching other people accomplish things? - Short Make woopy, make waffles make like the wind. - Roy
Post by Killroy ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ on Dec 4, 2013 17:13:07 GMT -8
A cold Michagin night with the moon concealed by the low dark clouds, a man walks into a bar and Tells the man to pour him a drink. The bartenders comes over and Says to the mysterious man in a thick Scottish accent. "Aye my laddy dont you think your a bit young to be drinking?" The light slowly fades off the fans face and reveals a long jagged scar reaching from the fans brow down the side of his face ending beneath the mans scrubby beard. "you see this scar? You should see the mother fucker who gave it to me.." The bartender obviously shaken hands the man a goblet of ale which is quickly downed. Later the man shambles over to the Poker table and begins to play. The man becomes louder and raunchier until chairs are being thrown and guns are drawn... "you looking for a fight man?" a large Red headed seaman asks the mystery man. "no... Im looking for a thrill" within 3 seconds everyone except the Mystery man and the bartender are dead or writhing on the ground.. The bartender reaches down and begins to pull a double barrel shotgun from beneath the bar. " I wouldn't do that if i were you...." The man walks over to the bar and grabs the bartender by his braided beard and tells him.. "Ive killed at least one man on every continent on earth and you wanna know what i learned?" "Wh-what do you want stranger??" " I asked do you know what i learned??" The man says through clenched teeth the smell of Rotten meat and Alcohol slowly seeps through his yellow and bent teeth. "I learned that.... Kertap has 9 weird dice and decided that his best friend Roy was the winner." The man then Slowly walked out of the bar intto the cold fresh night slowly fading from the bartenders sight. A final shot is heard And the man is never seen again. The next day the carnage is discovered and promptly the portly bartender is blamed for the crime and is hanged from the tree on the hill that day. Some say that the devil himself was the man in the bar that day others that the bartender went mad and created the story in his head. Sadly the only one who possibly knows is Hanging in the wind from an old Oak tree at the top of the hill....