One day a young boy received a flashlight from his secret Santa for Christmas. It was the biggest POS ever seen. Since the flashlight was crappy he took the wrong turn in the road trying to go home. Like a dumb sheep he mindlessly followed that path home. On this path he was mugged. The muggers weapon of choice was bees. Like dumb criminals they thought it left the smallest amount of evidence. After getting mugged the boy called the cops. The cop that came was named officer Quixotica. He was the grumpiest cop the boy had ever seen. Quixotica took the evidence back to the lab and was able to follow the bee poop back to the muggers. Quixotica told the young boy he was an expert on bee $&@!. As they were talking a rainbow appeared. Quixotica craned his neck as far as he possibly could to see that. Since he didn't have any tennis balls on his walker, the walker slipped and he fell on his butt. He was sad, the boy laughed. edit: I'm in for me and thank you for the give away kertap!
Last Edit: Dec 4, 2013 18:00:15 GMT -8 by grathlong
One day a young boy received a flashlight from his secret Santa for Christmas. It was the biggest POS ever seen. Since the flashlight was crappy he took the wrong turn in the road trying to go home. Like a dumb sheep he mindlessly followed that path home. On this path he was mugged. The muggers weapon of choice was bees. Like dumb criminals they thought it left the smallest amount of evidence. After getting mugged the boy called the cops. The cop that came was named officer Quixotica. He was the grumpiest cop the boy had ever seen. Quixotica took the evidence back to the lab and was able to follow the bee poop back to the muggers. Quixotica told the young boy he was an expert on bee $&@!. As they were talking a rainbow appeared. Quixotica craned his neck as far as he possibly could to see that. Since he didn't have any tennis balls on his walker, the walker slipped and he fell on his butt. He was sad, the boy laughed. edit: I'm in for me and thank you for the give away kertap!
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The cobble road had taken its tole on Jacks bare feet. The flashlight he brought was no help, mostly because he accidentally brought a Fleshlight instead. He'd been walking for two days and he was beginning to think he would never find his way back home, when he hit a fork in the road. He looked at the path split into two and remembered what his grandpappy used to tell him "when in doubt, take the road that most resembles a sheep". "Wise words pappy, but these roads look the same! I want to go home! I'm cold and hungry!"
"You hungry boy?" asked a voice from the shadows. "Who said that!" Silence...
Jack picked a side and ran down it. Is he after me? he thought, too scared to look back. After what felt like a mile he slowed down. He didn't have time to rest, the man was standing right behind him.
"Fuck!" "Fuck me?" "Fuck you" "Fuck me... Fuck you!"
They proceeded to have the most awkward fight ever. Neither of them could throw a punch to shave their wife. The mystery man finally managed to push Jack to the ground when out of motherfucking nowhere a bee stung him in the eye. Jack, too tired to run, stood up and began crawling away. The blind attacker bumped into him and shoved as hard as he could. Jack hadn't noticed but there was a waterfall that was totally there the whole time and also totally not a rainbow with a cloud on it. He stumbled over the edge and fell for a long time. His life flashed before his eyes. It was sad. End.
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Last Edit: Dec 4, 2013 18:25:03 GMT -8 by MightyMax™
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Post by willydigger. FB inFamous on Dec 4, 2013 19:25:09 GMT -8
Max has the best story so far. It has real emotion. Deep.
That Smurfing Forum is no bueno and HI SPONGBOB. - Kilroy Psychosis is refreshing like a cool glass o' lemonade. - T. YOU HAVE MY AXE, WILLARD DIGGERD OF WESTEROS, FIRST SON OF THE FROG KING - Q Where is the satisfaction in watching other people accomplish things? - Short Make woopy, make waffles make like the wind. - Roy
A rapper walks down the street looking for his sheep. Lost his microphone, and then he got beat. He was then stung by a bee as he fell down. Over the rainbow, A big sad frown.
Willyd was walking down the street looking for his sheep. Because he lost his fleshlight while beating his meat. His lover beat him up and then he fell down. A bee stung his pecker, smallest snack in town. He's confused about the rainbow with a big sad frown.
He then found a dildo but not his flesh light The dice, middle row and far to the right Dont know what that is but i'll mention it tonight. Time to go now, but it will be alright Willyd has a new toy that he uses every night.
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Last Edit: Dec 4, 2013 21:34:37 GMT -8 by worldwood