Me and the same guys were at a party one weekend, it was mostly military guys with their civilian girlfriends, or hopeful girlfriends anyway.
Well we are all drinking and having a good old time and my buddy runs up and says he is going upstairs with this chick. Then dissapears for a while. So we think everything is going good for him, but then he comes running out wearing female thongs.
We never stopped teasing him for that... His side of the story goes.... she would only sleep with him if he wore her panties... so he put them on and she ran out the room with all his clothes while he was changing...
Best part for us... worse part for him... The place was full of guys from our unit, so he got teased night and day, couldnt get away from it!!!
When i was in high school i bought a joint off of a guy.... As the day progressed i found another person with better weed for a better price, so i bought some from him as well... By the end of the school day i was high as a kite and smelled of pot. Then this guy i didnt even know came up and asked me if i had any weed i could spare, being in a good (high) mood i told him sure you can have this Joint i bought earlier since i found a good deal on a nice bag and i gave him the joint.
Well the next day the guy i bought the joint from came up and asked me how i liked it, i told him i ended up giving it away to spread the love. Then he told me he laced it with coke. I wanted to kick his ass then but i waited.
A good 20 people or so would always meet up at lunch time on the football field and sneak under the bleachers to smoke a few joints, cigarettes, drink a beer or 2... whatever.... Well the next day i walked up to the ass that sold me the laced weed and asked if he wanted to smoke. I handed him a blunt and told him i have another for me, that ones for you for hooking me up yesterday even though i gave it away.
He began to smoke it and damn near finished the blunt off and was acting like he was fucked up when i said hey Mike, your not high your full of shit. And he said WHAT? and i said your full of shit bro. I laced that blunt with horse shit, and if you ever sell me something again without telling me what it is you will have more to worry about than a mouthful of shit.
They called him manure mike after that.
Last Edit: Mar 6, 2014 6:14:33 GMT -8 by worldwood
When me and my now wife were just dating, I was in the Army and i lived on base in the barracks, so i would get a hotel room most weekends to meet up with my girlfriend at the time... Well one weekend we got pretty drunk and decided to go see a movie in the theater.
So we called a cab to come get us, but once we were in the cab things started heating up and we began kissing and touching... Well the cab ride wasnt that long so we made it to the theater and i bought tickets and we went inside... to this day neither of us can remember what movie we went to see, because before the previews were over we were already in full make-out mode...
Once the lights cut off and the movie started things progressed quickly. And before i knew it there was a tap on my shoulder... One of the workers was standing there and she was telling me we needed to leave, well drunk and confused, i picked my pants up from off the floor and said why do we need to leave I have our ticket stubs right here...
I could tell ya'll about all the times I went drinking down in Georgetown while I was stationed in Annapolis, MD at the US Naval Academy, more often than not I would wake up propped up against the Washington Monument not having a clue how I got there and my buddy Dino was passed out in the bushes nearby. But that would have been illegal M-O-O-N spells illegal everybody knows that cause we were under age then and now supposed to be let in in the first place! I believe one place was called The Library and another was The Crazy horse or something like that. It was on Avenue K or near it. Good times......
You're the man worldwood, great stories! i cant pick between manure mike or thong man as my favorite, you wild child you....or the table dive fail You're the weiner! PM me your address fool
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I hate you woody, you lucky fucker!
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That Smurfing Forum is no bueno and HI SPONGBOB. - Kilroy Psychosis is refreshing like a cool glass o' lemonade. - T. YOU HAVE MY AXE, WILLARD DIGGERD OF WESTEROS, FIRST SON OF THE FROG KING - Q Where is the satisfaction in watching other people accomplish things? - Short Make woopy, make waffles make like the wind. - Roy