My story is a simple one. I had just arrived in Okinawa, this would have been early July of 1990. I was assigned to 2nd Bn. 12th Mar BAS(battalion aid station) I was hanging out at the Apple House club. I had been drinking every drink that was on the bars pictures and I was smooching on an Okinawan cutie and thinking I was going to get me so sideways trim! Anywho, I had gone with some Marines that I had befriended at the barracks and they had been laughing at me as my "Okinawan cutie" went to the bathroom, THE MEN'S BATHROOM!!!!!! Long story short no nookie fo me!
OHHHH SHIT MAN! ahhhhh OHHHHHH DUDE.
...hey...I'm okinawan
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I dont drink as I am allergic to alcohol. I turn red after one sip of any thing.
But I did go to a USC party with my roommates in college and had about 4 red solo.cups of jungle juice. I was drunk when I got back to my dorm room. The crazy part was I was loading on creatine that week so I could feel my muscles pumping with blood. That as pretty cool.
Lovin' this thread already.....MORE DRUNKIE STORIES! Forgot to mention you can enter as many stories as you want. You can tell you friends most embarrassing drunkie story. Or your moms or grandpa's. Doesn't matter, just want to laugh =)
side note: SD & I had many drinks with extra shots last night then stumbled around and picked out the prize it's amaze-ballz
I'll share an embarrassing one. This was new years eve at Saintdirt's house. No idea what year super drunkie. i remember walking around southsiiiiiide drunk with her & 2 other girlfriends. SD punched out a glass window & was bleeding everywhere Can't remember where that horse came from but i remember burning it in the woods later i remember a medusa head. uhhhhh, yeah dont remember much else. oh yeah, i waited till midnight to pull the cord on that life vest i stole from my seat on a plane maybe SD can fill in some of the blank spots............eh, probably not
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SO back when i was in the army me and a few other guys in my unit had a friday night tradition. Fuck or fight Fridays. Meaning Friday night didnt end until you went home with a chick or we got into a fight.
Well one friday we were hitting the clubs and bars and last call was coming up and we had already went to prolly 10 different bars that night and were just not having any luck with the females, so from across the bar my buddy put his arms up with a facial expression not unlike this
At that point i knew what was about to happen, I was currently sitting down at a table enjoying my last crown royal and before i could get up my buddy had already clocked the first guy across the head. Being piss drunk, and the fact i just always wanted to try it, I stood up on the table and dove off of it with intention to punch someone in the face while "flying"