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willydigger. FB inFamous Master Beader Posts: 6,814 Hobbies: Making fun of stupid people with Q.	I have a big fat slab of Elmax... Nov 29, 2013 8:01:25 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by willydigger. FB inFamous on Nov 29, 2013 8:01:25 GMT -8 I voted! Where's my sticker?
	That Smurfing Forum is no bueno and HI SPONGBOB. - Kilroy Psychosis is refreshing like a cool glass o' lemonade. - T. YOU HAVE MY AXE, WILLARD DIGGERD OF WESTEROS, FIRST SON OF THE FROG KING - Q Where is the satisfaction in watching other people accomplish things? - Short Make woopy, make waffles make like the wind. - Roy

MWDP Mike Wazowski Does Pot Straight up Carlton Posts: 4,285	I have a big fat slab of Elmax... Nov 29, 2013 8:04:39 GMT -8 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MWDP on Nov 29, 2013 8:04:39 GMT -8 You know how I voted

MightyMax™ EDCS Tetris Master National Treasure Posts: 4,959 ~STAFF~	I have a big fat slab of Elmax... Nov 29, 2013 8:12:35 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MightyMax™ on Nov 29, 2013 8:12:35 GMT -8 I always wanted to make a knife :herpderp: But I would not want my first go to be on Elmax. Have a knife made for sure though.
	"P.S. only Gary liberals have blunt knives."- AJ A shining light, to our brothers in arms...even in death, we are Diamond Dogs.

willydigger. FB inFamous Master Beader Posts: 6,814 Hobbies: Making fun of stupid people with Q.	I have a big fat slab of Elmax... Nov 29, 2013 8:19:51 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by willydigger. FB inFamous on Nov 29, 2013 8:19:51 GMT -8 For realsies. Make a tool. Then you won't have to worry about bitches like me whining about the steel.
	That Smurfing Forum is no bueno and HI SPONGBOB. - Kilroy Psychosis is refreshing like a cool glass o' lemonade. - T. YOU HAVE MY AXE, WILLARD DIGGERD OF WESTEROS, FIRST SON OF THE FROG KING - Q Where is the satisfaction in watching other people accomplish things? - Short Make woopy, make waffles make like the wind. - Roy

chongman Guttermouth Lord of the Lathe Posts: 1,084	I have a big fat slab of Elmax... Nov 29, 2013 8:24:02 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by chongman on Nov 29, 2013 8:24:02 GMT -8 Make a tool with a cutting edge.

jimw451 Guttermouth Posts: 1,148	I have a big fat slab of Elmax... Nov 29, 2013 8:24:50 GMT -8 MightyMax™ likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jimw451 on Nov 29, 2013 8:24:50 GMT -8 Knife or tool with knife. Either way, sharp edge yay!

Dr. Strangelove Mad Scientist at Large Posts: 488	I have a big fat slab of Elmax... Nov 29, 2013 8:33:54 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dr. Strangelove on Nov 29, 2013 8:33:54 GMT -8 Kiridashis for everyone! I figure I can handle that - cut out rectangle, put grind on one end. :P

MightyMax™ EDCS Tetris Master National Treasure Posts: 4,959 ~STAFF~	I have a big fat slab of Elmax... Nov 29, 2013 8:57:10 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MightyMax™ on Nov 29, 2013 8:57:10 GMT -8 Nov 29, 2013 8:33:54 GMT -8 Dr. Strangelove said: Kiridashis for everyone! I figure I can handle that - cut out rectangle, put grind on one end. :P I'm in!
	"P.S. only Gary liberals have blunt knives."- AJ A shining light, to our brothers in arms...even in death, we are Diamond Dogs.

grathlong CHUCK NORRIS The EDCS Sniper Posts: 716 Hobbies: Being a ninja Favorite Movies: Last of the Mohicans Favorite EDC Gear Companies: Esee, kershaw, and Emerson.	I have a big fat slab of Elmax... Nov 29, 2013 9:40:38 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by grathlong on Nov 29, 2013 9:40:38 GMT -8 Tell me how much and i may be in too.
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Dr. Strangelove Mad Scientist at Large Posts: 488	I have a big fat slab of Elmax... Nov 29, 2013 10:11:54 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dr. Strangelove on Nov 29, 2013 10:11:54 GMT -8 Yeah - so remember the part where I said I didn't know what to do with this stuff? That was true. This is probably going to go to Short.

Shorttime Shitkicker Posts: 2,248	I have a big fat slab of Elmax... Nov 29, 2013 11:01:18 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shorttime on Nov 29, 2013 11:01:18 GMT -8 I'm ahead of you, Quix. I've already dispatched a PM to Somedude, and I have a rough drawing I'll scan and upload.
	It's no fun if you practice, first.

MWDP Mike Wazowski Does Pot Straight up Carlton Posts: 4,285	I have a big fat slab of Elmax... Nov 29, 2013 11:03:33 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MWDP on Nov 29, 2013 11:03:33 GMT -8 Your FTFL doge is staring at that lady's tittays. Just putting that out there.

Dr. Strangelove Mad Scientist at Large Posts: 488	I have a big fat slab of Elmax... Nov 29, 2013 11:22:13 GMT -8 MWDP likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dr. Strangelove on Nov 29, 2013 11:22:13 GMT -8 Yeah, MWDP, that last option was basically there for you and willyD. I know how you roll.

willydigger. FB inFamous Master Beader Posts: 6,814 Hobbies: Making fun of stupid people with Q.	I have a big fat slab of Elmax... Nov 29, 2013 11:48:05 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by willydigger. FB inFamous on Nov 29, 2013 11:48:05 GMT -8 Nov 29, 2013 11:22:13 GMT -8 Dr. Strangelove said: Yeah, MWDP, that last option was basically there for you and willyD. I know how you roll. That's a compliment right? :herpderp:
	That Smurfing Forum is no bueno and HI SPONGBOB. - Kilroy Psychosis is refreshing like a cool glass o' lemonade. - T. YOU HAVE MY AXE, WILLARD DIGGERD OF WESTEROS, FIRST SON OF THE FROG KING - Q Where is the satisfaction in watching other people accomplish things? - Short Make woopy, make waffles make like the wind. - Roy

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Post by Shorttime on Dec 9, 2013 11:04:40 GMT -8

Doc's Elmax arrived this morning, and since her and Doc got off to a rough start, I knew I would have to show this haughty bitch what things were really about.

First was out of the box, and naked on the table for a photo shoot.

She came wrapped in a huge piece of white linen, about 10" by 36". Quality stuff that I hope Doc obtained ethically...

Thickness is exactly 1/8", according to my tape. My tape measure is not that accurate, though, and I don't have pictures.

No lady likes to be examined in such a clinical and gratuitous fashion, so these are mostly just for fun.

Length is ten inches

Width is One and one half inches. I'm a guy, so I compare sizes. What?

After that, I stuffed her, naked, in a dark storage cabinet. For now....

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I have a big fat slab of Elmax...

Post by willydigger. FB inFamous on Nov 29, 2013 8:01:25 GMT -8

Post by MWDP on Nov 29, 2013 8:04:39 GMT -8

Post by MightyMax™ on Nov 29, 2013 8:12:35 GMT -8

Post by willydigger. FB inFamous on Nov 29, 2013 8:19:51 GMT -8

Post by chongman on Nov 29, 2013 8:24:02 GMT -8

Post by jimw451 on Nov 29, 2013 8:24:50 GMT -8

Post by Dr. Strangelove on Nov 29, 2013 8:33:54 GMT -8

Post by MightyMax™ on Nov 29, 2013 8:57:10 GMT -8

Post by grathlong on Nov 29, 2013 9:40:38 GMT -8

Post by Dr. Strangelove on Nov 29, 2013 10:11:54 GMT -8

Post by Shorttime on Nov 29, 2013 11:01:18 GMT -8

Post by MWDP on Nov 29, 2013 11:03:33 GMT -8

Post by Dr. Strangelove on Nov 29, 2013 11:22:13 GMT -8

Post by willydigger. FB inFamous on Nov 29, 2013 11:48:05 GMT -8

Post by Shorttime on Dec 9, 2013 11:04:40 GMT -8