Are you a good wrestler? I hear you have to wrestle polar bears on your 13th birthday to enter manhood in siberia. Like a super manly Bar Mitzvah or something
I found a pic of a typical Serbian household for you.
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Post by willydigger. FB inFamous on Nov 12, 2013 10:11:05 GMT -8
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.
"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don''''t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.
The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."
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Post by Killroy ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ on Nov 12, 2013 10:19:49 GMT -8
Two guys went out hunting in the woods. an hour into the woods the guy on the right drops clutching his heart, the second guy calls 911. "911 what is your emergency?" " Yeah i think my freind is dead!" "calm down sir, the first step is making sure hes dead." *A gun shot is heard. "ok whats next?"
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Well you dont have to be Stonewall Jackson to know you dont wanna fight in a fucking basement.- Lt. Aldo Raine
Two guys went out hunting in the woods. an hour into the woods the guy on the right drops clutching his heart, the second guy calls 911. "911 what is your emergency?" " Yeah i think my freind is dead!" "calm down sir, the first step is making sure hes dead." *A gun shot is heard. "ok whats next?"
Siberians.
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Two guys went out hunting in the woods. an hour into the woods the guy on the right drops clutching his heart, the second guy calls 911. "911 what is your emergency?" " Yeah i think my freind is dead!" "calm down sir, the first step is making sure hes dead." *A gun shot is heard. "ok whats next?"
Post by willydigger. FB inFamous on Nov 12, 2013 10:23:07 GMT -8
Two snowmen are standing in the frozen tundra of Siberia talking to each other when one stops and says, “Say, do you smell carrots?”
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Post by willydigger. FB inFamous on Nov 12, 2013 10:32:10 GMT -8
There once was a magical genie in a forest in Siberia. A guy walking from the forest after making his wish, showed up at work later the next day with a 8 inch tall piano player.
His friend asked him where did he got the little man from. He told him about the forest and said, "when you make your wish you have to speak very slowly."
His friend asked, ’’why do i have to talk so slowly?’’
The man replied,’’do you really think i wanted a 8-inch pianist!"
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There once was a magical genie in a forest in Siberia. A guy walking from the forest after making his wish, showed up at work later the next day with a 8 inch tall piano player.
His friend asked him where did he got the little man from. He told him about the forest and said, "when you make your wish you have to speak very slowly."
His friend asked, ’’why do i have to talk so slowly?’’
The man replied,’’do you really think i wanted a 8-inch pianist!"
If you can't get it all in, its not as good. Just saying.
You dirty fuck!
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Maybe MWDP has him dressed in latex and tied up in the back of a white van. Not that I'd know anything about that kind of thing. Also, check his freezer. Just saying.